(Guess Whose Pregnant)
Wife walks up behind her husband, and hugs him.
Wife: Guess whose pregnant?
Husband: Oh, God no. Why me, it’s not suppose to happen to me. What did you do you witch, what kind of voodoo did you put on me.
Wife: No, I’m pregnant.
Husband: Oh, that makes more sense.
- The End-
(Awkward )
Two men are standing side by side while using the urinal. The man on the right looks over.
( Man R) Wow, that’s a cute penis. It’s not veiny like most.
The man on the left feels uncomfortable, uncertain what to say.
( Man L) Thank you.
(Man R) Mmm, yeah very nice.
( Man L) I’m married.
(Man R) What? Oh, no I’m not gay.
( Man L) Oh.
( Man R) I just . . . . .
Man on the right can’t keep his eyes off.
(Man L) Can you please stop looking.
( Man R) Oh sure.
( Man L) Thank you.
( Man R) Because I’m not gay, I love woman. Yup, love vagina’s. Can’t get enough.
( Man L) That’s good.
( Man R) Yeah, I’m straight.
( Man L) That’s good.
( Man R) Can I touch it.
( Man L) Get the fuck out.
- The End-
(Caught In The Act)
A young Teenage boy, wears his mother’s red dress, earing, lip stick and perfume
Teen Boy: Whose sexy, I’m sexy. That’s right I’m a sassy bitch.
Boy’s Father walks In
Father: Oh my god!
Teen Boy: Dad, I’m so sorry.
Father: What have I told you before.
Teen Boy: I’m sorry.
Father: The red dress is mines, you can have your mothers blue dress.
Teen Boy: Sorry.
Father: Now, don’t hog the lipstick.
-The End-
3-way Extra
(Your it)
A Mother walks around the park with a baby in her arms. Another woman walking by can’t help notice the beautiful child.
Woman: Oh my God, is that your baby ?
Mother: Yes it is.
Woman: he’s so cute.
Mother: Do you want to hold him ?
Woman: Yes.
Mother hands the baby over.
Mother: SUCKER NOW IT”S YOURS.
The Mother Runs off
The Woman looks around in shock and disbelief
(Woman) Jesus, what do I do?
Another woman walks up to her.
(Woman 2) Oh my God, is that your baby ?
(Woman) Well, yes it is.
(Woman 2) He’s so cute.
(Woman) Hey, are you a good catcher?
(Woman 2) Why, yes I am.
The Woman throws the child to her. And takes off running.
(Woman 2) It’s my lucky day. I’m going to smoke you.
- The End-
