1. During the job interview, when they ask you what’s you best qualities? Just grab your crotch and say ” I got your best qualites right here!”
2. Don’t let them interview you, you interview them. Ask them questions like, why should I work for you, why should I care, why are you so damn ugly?
3. Make eye contact, INTENSE EYE CONTACT, give them the sense that something wrong can happen at any given moment.
4. Study your employers habits two weeks in advance, where they live, are they married, are they hiding a dark secret. They do a background check on you, it’s only fare you do one on them. This way the playing ground is even.
5. If all else fails, beat the living crap out of them, until they give you the job…
NOW YOU’RE APART OF THE WORKING FORCE!
