May 17, 2013
Hey you
Trying so hard
Trying to dance
Trying to be a party of your own
Shaking what you got
Attracting them
But not I
I want a girl
That know she’s a dork
Funny
Clever
Witty
A Devil in the bed
A little bit weird
Dysfunctional
Damn
Going to make you sweat
Going to make you wet
Damn
Feeling good
Felling great
Damn
You make the rest look like less
You dance and it’s all wrong
Fuck if I care
Damn girl
You’re so freaking sexy
May 6, 2013
Do you want low self-esteem, Do you want to work hard and see someone else take credit for it, Do you want to get depress every payday? Then the work force is for you! Fuck my life!!!! 
Why should we hire you?
I don’t know, I woke up early, that’s gotta count for something right? I mean look at me, I’m wearing clothes I wouldn’t wear, look at the shoes, they’re clean, I mean I’m smiling at you, YOU! The asshole who thinks doing retail / food service is like rocket science! You hear that kids, flipping burgers, selling clothes and dealing with annoying assholes all day is harder than discovering the distance to the moon. Fuck, Einstein was a pussy, took the easy way out in life.
The Work Force Summed Up By Einstein
E=Kill Me Now!!! 
Thinking outside the box, we all want to do it in our jobs, and we can, we can think outside the box but we have to stay in the Three dimensional four sided wall, with bars on them. Are you getting the metaphor?
Are you fucking kidding me!!??? Here I thought slavery was good and gone, we might not be picking cotton, but we’re picking other people’s shit, we might now get whipped, but we sure as hell as get a good lashing each time we come a minute late! Fucking good times right? These are the moments you will remeber for the rest of your life, how can you not, you’ll have flashbacks like a Vietnam vet back from the war. Instead of blood and bullets, it’s angry old people, and piss off ladies who want to speak to your manager cause you didn’t move fast enough, I’m not the fucking flash, if I was, I would run around the world two times, then come back to slap you!!!!
Hey 9-5 time to put my two week notice, I just wanna say its been fun and FUCK YOU!!!!!!
April 29, 2013
It’s that time again, let’ all watch reality tv, cause nothing says reality like fucking Hollywood magic!
Things only happen once in life, well not for reality tv, cause they get to shoot it over and over again until they get it right, so like reality? And you even have a script, guess that’s why I keep fucking up in life. I’m not learning my lines, maybe that’s why I keep looking like an idiot without nothing to say, because I’m not learning my God damn lines!!! Am I standing at the right spot, should I whip my hair back, should I not look into the camera, where’s the fucken camera, fuck me I GOT TO BUY A CAMERA TOO!!!
And we all can relate to reality tv, cause we all drive big cars, live in mansions, have huge parties, and have problems, we get you rich people, we’re both the same. Only, my car is a bus, my mansion is a small apartment, and one of us has to fight with their cat for the last can of tuna. But I get you.
This is why we should all huddle up and watch Kim I Made A Porn Film Cause I Have No Talent Douchebag Kardshian and her fucking sisters as they show us the hard life they have. So fuck the homeless, you guys don’t have it bad, KK does. Your hungry, too bad, so is Kim. That ass isn’t going to grown on it’s own!!!
Are you fucking kidding me, you want to see real reality tv, grab a camcorder, video tape yourself the entire day and just watch the whole drama unfold. Well don’t you look like a movie star as your crying in the shower.
Reality Tv, go fuck yourself!!!
April 26, 2013
This week I checked out some great interesting youtube videos. I think you guys might like, so check it out
#1 DPKR: Land Of Whispers
I’m always intrigued by how North Korea citizen live in their nation. There’s a lot of twisted true stories, but to this date no one has seen inside the prison camp, the torn cities. In this video one man takes the trip to see North Korea first hand, but finds out seeing the truth is something that isn’t seen in North Korea and fear is the name of the game.
I will admit, it’s not the best documentary out there, but still being able to see how censorship is king in this nation is a scary thing to watch first hand.
# 2 DANCE CREW
I laughed my ass off when I saw this video. And it’s hands down the strongest from this group. Sit back, enjoy and laugh. Cause remember if you can’t hear the beat, you can’t bust the move.
#3 MAN OF STEEL
Nothing has to be said, but this movie is THE MOVIE for me this 2013. I love the trailer, I love the direction of where this movie is going and I’m doing a full article on it next week. For now set back and enjoy the trailer.
