April 19, 2013
Let’s meet up
And Never split up
Let’s run until the world can’t catch up
You are the first
You are the best
I never knew
I always thought I would be alone
But then out of nowhere
You had to show up
Changed my life
Added some spice
Put a smile
Made night into day
Now your always the first
The last thing on my mind
So tell me
What are you doing Sunday, baby
Would you like to come and meet me, baby
Just one word
That’s all it took
And now we’ll never split up
July 17, 2012
2. Make a youtube channel that shows them what their lives will be with you in the next ten years, the kids you’ll have and the last words you’ll say together on your death bed. Nothing turns a soulmate on like knowing what’s around the corner.
3. Put your hair into their food. Now this might sound extreme, but look at it this way, when your soulmate eats your hair, the both of you are connected like never before. Where they go, you go. Until they pass it out, which in that case repeat the cycle.
4. Take out the competition! Yes, there are other fish in the sea, but if an oil leak were to happen those fishes wouldn’t be a bother. Rememeber this is for your children -the ones you picture in your head- so take out anyone that flirts, talks, texts, pokes them on facebook, winks, yawns in front of the, which we know yawning is like giving a bj under the table.
Once everyone around them is gone, they’ll have no choice but to rely on you 24/7
5. Sometimes soulmates are blind to love, so drug them, tie them to the bed, put a cinder block between their legs and grab a baseball bat.
REMEMBER THIS IS FOR LOVE, so swing high and swing fast, breaking their legs will show them how much quality time you want to spend with them, while you nurse them back to health, then repeating the process again.
CONGRATS, YOU’RE NOW IN A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP
