The mating process, to mate you a need a man and a woman, it doesn’t matter if either one finds the other attractive or that they get along. The male will stick his penis into the female’s reproductive system, “ oh, mmmm, don’t stop” When the male reaches his climax he will ejaculate inside her vaginal canal. This is how human life is given, this is love.
Cunt = Love ?
Erection = Love ?
Seamen = Love ?
Female = unsatisfied in bed
Homosexuality is a disease, being gay leads to aids and death. GOD WILL FORSAKE YOU
God = Fake
Religion = Scam
Bible = Fairytale
Being normal is the road to happiness. Never question what’s in front of you, just accept it. ( WAKE UP YOU MOTHER FUCKER) A nine to five job is what suits you.
Normal = Incest
Slave = Normal Way Of Life
You = Self loathing
CAN YOU TELL US HOW YOU KNOW SHE WAS THE ONE?
“ I felt in my dick. My dick got hard, and I know she was the one.”
( THE FEW , THE PROUD, THE STUPID? )
“ Alright, boys, uncle Sam needs you to fight over seas. We gotz to wage our war for cheaper oil and force our beliefs on the weak minded because no one else is going to do it!” A proud general addresses a young squad ready for war, they all sit mindlessly hearing the words spew out of the senile old man, whose gut hangs to the floor. “ God wants you all to put your countries needs first, this war is crucial to him. You’re going to fight some bastards who will call you the aggressor and invader, you know how you answer back? You shoot the towel head in between the eyes!” They all hoot and howler like retarded children watching cartoons.
One young soldier looks around the crowd and wonders what they’re all cheering at “ Are you guys crazy? this fat son of bitch wants us to die for some stupid war for oil.” The stun group look upon the young man with their mouth’s open. “ War is where the old and bitter send the young and stupid to die. That old fucker is not going to risk his life when we’re out their getting killed. That fat fuck is going to be at home jerking off to porn and eating fired chicken!”
The General quickly finds a way to turn the tables “ THAT’S THE TOWEL HEAD I WAS TALKING ABOUT, SHOOT HIM “
* GUN FIRE *
WHO IS GOD?
( Father William Wilcox)
God is everywhere. God is the one who put man on this earth. He made the stars, animals, he gave everything life.
WHAT ABOUT WOMEN?
OF COURSE NOT, Women came from our ribs.
DOES GOD SEE EVERYTHING?
Yes he does, well , expect when I’m robbing the people blind and having sex with underage boys.
( THE WOLRD ISN”T THAT BAD )
By: Mike J Berlin
Sure, some things are fucked up, like people are dying hungry everyday and somewhere out there right now a mother is selling herself out for some cash, a young girl is doing underage porn because she had no moral guidance. But, who cares, I HAVE DAY TIME TELVESION AND MY HUGE FUCKING CAR!
( THE END OF THE WORLD !)
What will Jonny Saint Clair do as the world comes minutes away from ending? “ I’M GOING TO HAVE ANAL SEX BEFORE I DIE, WOO HOO!”
What will be Johnny Saint Clair’s reaction be after having sex. “ EWW, Poop came out. Anal sex sucks”
What will be Johnny Saint Clair’s last words as the world ends. “ SHIT I WISH I HAD TEN MORE MINTUES!”
What will be Johnny Saint Clair’s first words when he meets God “ …..”
( WHAT WOULD MY VAGINA SAY ?)
What would it say if it had a voice
Don’t stick that ugly thing inside me
The mere sight of it makes me vomit
I do not want cock
I want cunt
( ONE MAN TALKS ABOUT LIFE)
I’m supposed to work from 9 to 5, get paid crap, wonder if I’ll have enough to eat and survive. Then , I have to worry about not getting sick, getting killed by the falling mental state in this world. Then date a couple of girls who will treat me like crap, fuck me and leave. Then eventually marry one, get divorced, then accidentally find another one, have kids, so they can have kids and live this shit hole of a life. Hate to say, but suicide doesn’t sound that BAD! ( Man reaches for a gun) It’s when you’re dead, when you finally get to relax.
* Gun Shot *
( WHAT WILL THEY SAY? )
This unknown person has ran across the land to reach the end of earth to shout their important message. Their legs tremble, their mouth is parched from thirst, but finally, they’ve made it. What words those person have to share with the world. “ LIFE SHOULD REALLY COME WITH A WARNING LABEL “
( THE DESIRE )
They both sit naked on a tree, mere inches apart from each other. The desire to touch one another is strong, yet they hold back, neither wanting to take the risk that the branches they sit on might snap. Is it that fear that hinders their love, or is it because they fear they could not explain their love to the world. So, they sit , inches apart, fighting temptation.
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?
Knowing when people break down and start crying because they finally figured out how twisted this world is, I’ll be able to smile and walk along!
( IN ONE WORD DESCRIBE YOUR LIFE)
( HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU )
LITTLE GIRL, WHAT ARE WOMEN FOR?
“ Women are put on this world to make a difference!”
HATE TO BREAK TO YOU, BUT THAT’S NOT TRUE
YOU’RE HERE TO MAKE BABIES. THAT’S RIGHT, YOU’RE A TOOL FOR REPRODUCTION. YOU JOB IS TO MAKE A MAN HONRY, THEN LET HIM HAVE SEX WITH YOU. THE SEX WILL BE BAD AND YOU’LL HATE YOUR HUSBAND’S GUTS!
“ But, I’m here to be lawyer or doctor.”
SILLY GIRL, YOU’RE AN OBJECT, NOT A PERSON.
( WHO HAS IT WORSE? )
A group of men of all races sit around a table debating who has it worse in this world. “ The black man has it the hardest !” One shouts from the top of his lungs
“ No, the Hispanic man has it worse. “ Another stands on the table, calling out the black man.
“ The Jewish man has had it worse since we came into this world!” Another slams his fist on the table refusing to listen to the other two.
The door leading to the debate is opened, all the men stare quietly as a young little girl walks in, pulls a chair, and climbs onto the table. She clears her throat. “ You’re all wrong.” They stare at her puzzled. “ Woman have it worse. We’ve been looked upon like some sort of sex object, degraded to the point where the so-called holy bible even smears our existence. We’ve been treated like the slaves in society for decades and not once have we been repaid for our mistreatment. So, I ask you, who has it worse.” No one answers.
( IN CLOSING )
The world is not twisted, it’s the people that inhabit the space that are. Slavery isn’t gone, they just found a new, modern way to disguise it. You’ll find it in religion, politics, work, the military, school, and even in love. The only thing that seems to matter in this world, it’s who’s on top. Hate to break the news, in the end , no one is.
I think are greatest flaw is we never do what’s right for us. Instead we listen to the bad advice in life and accept it. It’s how it is, we let the fucked up people, fuck us up.