RAGE QUIT: YOLO

To the douche bag who thinks YOLO is the best way to describe independent thought… fuck you!!

YOLO – YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE

Stupid me, here I thought life was like Super Mario Brothers, fall off a cliff, no problem I got 2 FUCKING LIVES LEFT, YOU HEAR THAT YOSHI, WE GOT ONLY ONE FUCKING LIFE, AND I LEARNED THAT BECAUSE OF FREAKING YOLO !!!

“Like I wasn’t sure if I should go to the party, but then I was like YOLO.” I wanted to punch that person in the face so hard, so they could feel the pain my brain went to as I sat there. I lost brain cells that I will never get back.

YOLO is like herpes, it spreads to the stupidest people. I wish I had ear condoms to protect me from it. Or a pill, I don’t care about anal bleeding we just need a cure for YOLO. Cause this outbreak will over take us by 2020, forget bird flu, nuclear war, global warming, YOLO is the real threat. Invade that mother fucker like it was Iraq- which we all know was a war so Cheney could fuel his big ass monster truck- but lets win this time.

YOLO always seem to attract the common douche bag, you know the type, guys who dress like they want to be rappers, mad dog you every time you past them by, who do that corny laugh, steal their jokes from tv, who live with their mother & father, but call them roommates. This is their word, oh wait, YOLO isn’t a word it’s an acronym!!!!! My bad bro, didn’t mean to rain on your parade, did I turn your world upside down, does up and down make sense anymore, can you tell your left from your right? well that’s ok, you couldn’t in the first place!!!!

My biggest fear is living in world that YOLO actually becomes known in Webster Dictionary.

YOLO is defined by Webster as : FUCK MY LIFE, ARE YOU KIDDING ME!

My biggest gripe is for people using the acronym YOLO when it has no place for it.

EXAMPLE  ( MAN GOES TO VISIT HIS DOCTOR AND GETS BAD NEWS )
Written By: Jesse Abundis 😦

Doctor: You have cancer.

Man: Yolo.

Doctor: Yolo.

Nurse: Yolo.

– The End-

( SCRIPT TO BE MADE INTO A FILM, DIRECTED BY ASHTON KUTCHER  )

Mother of God. At this point Doctors have become useless seeing how our education system  went down the drain when everyone started listing Kim Kardashian as their role model. Nothing says role model like a rich bitchy girl who makes a porn tape to become famous. And who do we have to blame, fucking YOLO!

To the moron still using YOLO, I hope you get run over by a bus. then by a clown car, then reincarnated as an ant so I can stomp your ass!!

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