RAGE QUIT: MY COMPUTER KNOWS WHAT I NEED

OMG I had no idea I was single and that I’m in need of a fuck BUDDY!!!!!

 

RAGE QUIT: MY COMPUTER KNOWS WHAT I NEED

 

You think you’re momma knows you best, guess again bitch, your computer does!

FACEBOOk Knows I need to follow the Steve Perry page, I don’t know who the fuck he is, but apparently I like his stuff cause I fit the profile. FACEBOOK also thinks I should friend some Raymond Chow, don’t know the know, but FACEBOOK thinks he’s going to be my new best friend. FRIEND REQUEST sent, YOU DENIED, YOU DENIED, WELL FUCK YOU CHOW, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!! CHOWWWWWWWWWW!

If you’re getting ads for escorts, you know your computer thinks your pervert, just saying!

ONE TIME, I HAD TO SEE WHERE THE XXX went, LET IT GO!

FUCK MY LIFE twitter is now giving people options to add people who are just or even better than me! HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO COMPETE WITH SOMEONE WHO IS SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN ME, what are you saying about me twitter, are you saying I’m ugly, are you saying I’m not funny, TELL ME WHO TO BE, LOVE ME YOU COLD HEARTED JUDGEMENTAL MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!

Are you kidding me?!

My computer knows me, it doesn’t know jack shit. All we have is some corporate asshole spamming us left and right, hoping we’ll click on the add, hoping we’ll bend to their GROW YOUR PENIS 10x LARGER

This is me not clicking on your worthless adds. But let me give you this add

FUCK YOU!!!!!!! – CLICK RIGHT HERE-

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