Erotica Fail ” HOT NIGHT ” By: Jesse Abundis

It was hot, but not too hot, like you didn’t need the AC, but the fan would do. Kelly was entertaining a good sexy friend, his name was Billy Gunn, an author with a lazy eye, but a keen eye for writing romance novels. Kelly was a fan of his, she read all his books like ” What Do You Mean It’s Over, Holes O My, Lets Just Be Sex Buddies ,” and the sequel to that book ” What Do You Mean You’re Late.”

Kelly loved how each book explored the flesh and private areas. And tonight that she had him all alone, she couldn’t past a chance to sleep with this God of words, this God sex, this God of stuff…

So Kelly seduce him slowly, first she fed him like a momma bird, it was strange, but yet erotica, then she did her sexual dance, which drove Billy to the point of orgasm, the man kind, then she drew him a photo of their love

This is the picture

> O  0:

get it?

Before soon, Kelly had massive lady wood, she couldn’t help it anymore, she screamed to the heavens ” Do me now, Billy, I don’t want to be forty-two year old virgin who pays people to touch her.”

Billy the sexual God said ” what do I do?”

Kelly said ” Dip your pen into my ink!”

So Billy did. Only to have Kelly say ” No, I meant your penis.”

Once Billy found out what when where, he committed suicide the next day after, leaving a note pin to his body

” No one told me sex would be scary.”

Kelly was left waiting for Billy to call her the next day, she still waiting to this day, beside her ten cats.

 
THE END

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