Rage Quit: America And Corporations

What’s that sir, bend down and let you screw me over! WELL HELL YES I’LL LET YOU DO THAT, YOU ARE CORPORATE AMERICA AFTER ALL!!!! 😀
FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!

If there’s a few things you can count in life, being let down after knowing Santa isn’t real, having someone eat the last cookie, and having corporations fuck you over in life. Remember that.

Corporations are a group of rich people, really in love with themselves, hate anyone who doesn’t have a fancy suit. Corporations are like this kid who see’s pizza on the table, enough for everyone, but the moment that little sick poor kid comes over for a slice, they shove him away the table. And the sick kid is like “ all I want is one slice.” and the rich kid is like “ NO, it’s mine!”

The poor kid is like “come on dude, I’m really hungry, I helped you build that tree house.”

Then the rich kid is like “ You know, you’re right. Here’s a piece of pepperoni.” That son, is how America works.

Back then in the golden ages, the rich used to put two bucks into the system, for every dollar a hard working American gave. That kept the nation stable. Now the rich grab the hammer, hit the poor guy over the head, take their dollar, then proceed to piss on the poor man as they lay unconscious and even take photos tea bagging them.

The crazy part about American life, is if rich fat cats fail in life, they get bails out. If we fail in life, we get to set up a cardboard home outside a freeway and have to fight another homeless guy for a piece of moldy bread. AMERICA!!!

The sad part is that people in the US actually believe that’s what life is all about, and if we want better we got to fight harder, get three jobs, cut off all life and still fall short. That is the story we are teaching our kids and future generations. You might say well, corporations are like that all over the world, yes, but here in America is where it starts.

We should be the nation saying “ NO TO GREED.” and “ YES TO CHANGE AND EQUALITY.” But that story has only existed in fiction, because America is the front runner in pushing bills like the TPP, SOPA, CISPA, TPA all into law. Bills that would destroy freedom, destroy our rights to speak out against corporations doing harm to the nation and people.

America preaches fairness, fairness to the greedy kid eating all the pizza, but not to the sick little kid chewing on the pepperoni 30 times to make sure it lasts.

FUCKKK ME, that’s what AMERICA IS ALL ABOUT, AMERICA!

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RAGE QUIT: IT’S A NEW YEAR

 

OMG IT’S 2014!!!!!!

 

I’m still getting blasted up the ass with debt, it’s 2013, 2012, 2011, 2010, 2009, 2008, well about the time I started to collect debt. all over again!

 

 

But a New Year is good, it means we get to start clean. It’s like getting a pardon from the President, you’re starting fresh again! You slept around, BANG 2014 has you covered, well not for any STD’s you may have gotten. Cause, fuck, we know there’s not a New Year that can cure that, get that check. But for the rest of us, we get to laugh and that times we cried in the shower and say 2014 will be different, cause crying in the closest feels right this year.

But this is the year we make it happen. 2014 is going to be more awesome, 2014 is going to be the year of you.

 

REWIND – 2013

But this is the year we make it happen. 2013 is going to be more awesome, 2013 is going to the be the year of you

 

Get the message?

 

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME,  the people who are counting on 2015 to fix the screws up they’re planning for 2014, then we’re doomed. We can change all the numbers we want, but in the end it’s up to us to grow those big nutsucks and own everyday. A New Year is just for us to look back and think, what the fuck was I thinking and cry in the closet.

 

Hey 2013 you were awesome, just wanted to say, I FUCKING love you.

RAGE QUIT: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

HO HO HO HO, FUCCCCCCK ME!!!

You there, what day is it? Why today, It’s Christmas Day, sir.

Like I didn’t know that, it was Christmas in October, and it was Christmas in November, and now we have to be reminded a third time. If  Christmas was a person, it would be college sorority girl, it does things in three, WHAT I SAID IT!

But let’s not forget what this day is really about, it’s about giving the ones you love, the gifts of peace, love and joy…..FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU!

Christmas is a breeding ground of stress, headaches and massive fits of FUCKING RAGEEEEEE! Have you been to the mall, have you? Mothers would rip your throat to get a pair of slippers, slippers that will be forgotten in a heartbeat, gifts that will never please anyone, cause you know when they say ” Ohhh, how nice.” They’re really saying ” I hope choke on a chicken bone.”

 

Have you seen the TV commercials, it’s Santa plugging all the new gadgets and toys, it’s like he’s telling the kids, the moms, the dads, your friends, your girlfriend, your wife, if they don’t give you this new CAR this holiday, you’re hanging with a cheap bastard. FUCK YOU SANTA, I thought we were cool man, I can’t afford that, I barely make enough to eat Cat Food, you really want me to save up for a car, YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH. I would stab that fat jolly bastard with a  candy cane in his rosy fat cheeks and I would make Ms Clauses and the fucking Elves watch as I bathed in his pain!!! How does he not die from diabetes , FUCK, I just checked Google, he’s not real!!!

 

YOU HEAR THAT KIDS, SANTA ISN’T FUCKING REAL, THERE’S NO CREEPY FAT PEDOPHILE LURKING IN THE NIGHT! SANTA IS JUST A MADE UP CORPORATE STOOGE!

Someone had to tell the kids, just be glad it was ME and not Google.

 

But hey Christmas, I got a gift for you. It’s got a bow too. Open it up, what is that? It’s one of a kind

 

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

 

Peace and Love, bitches!

RAGE QUIT: MY COMPUTER KNOWS WHAT I NEED

OMG I had no idea I was single and that I’m in need of a fuck BUDDY!!!!!

 

RAGE QUIT: MY COMPUTER KNOWS WHAT I NEED

 

You think you’re momma knows you best, guess again bitch, your computer does!

FACEBOOk Knows I need to follow the Steve Perry page, I don’t know who the fuck he is, but apparently I like his stuff cause I fit the profile. FACEBOOK also thinks I should friend some Raymond Chow, don’t know the know, but FACEBOOK thinks he’s going to be my new best friend. FRIEND REQUEST sent, YOU DENIED, YOU DENIED, WELL FUCK YOU CHOW, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!! CHOWWWWWWWWWW!

If you’re getting ads for escorts, you know your computer thinks your pervert, just saying!

ONE TIME, I HAD TO SEE WHERE THE XXX went, LET IT GO!

FUCK MY LIFE twitter is now giving people options to add people who are just or even better than me! HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO COMPETE WITH SOMEONE WHO IS SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN ME, what are you saying about me twitter, are you saying I’m ugly, are you saying I’m not funny, TELL ME WHO TO BE, LOVE ME YOU COLD HEARTED JUDGEMENTAL MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!

Are you kidding me?!

My computer knows me, it doesn’t know jack shit. All we have is some corporate asshole spamming us left and right, hoping we’ll click on the add, hoping we’ll bend to their GROW YOUR PENIS 10x LARGER

This is me not clicking on your worthless adds. But let me give you this add

FUCK YOU!!!!!!! – CLICK RIGHT HERE-

RAGE QUIT: INSTAGRAM

OMG, who wants to see what I’m eating today. Just one second, let me upload it to Instagram

FUCK MY LIFE!!!– Can you see it?

Let’s go to Mars, let’s solve world hunger, let’s cure cancer. FUCK IT, Let’s just post photos of random shit 😀 I don’t know how we managed to live without Instagram, The world needs to see the wine glass you drink your sorrow away,  or that photo of you and your cats, or that actor you wish was your husband but never will be,you know I’m liking that train wreck – CAUSE YOUR PAIN BRINGS ME JOY – LIKE

INSTAGRAM is a thing of beauty, I’m all for spamming of what I ate today. There’s got to be starving children with internet access out there YOLO. Food to Instrgram, is what porn is to google, you type food and you’re getting a full-blown shoot of all kind of things. just like when you type ” Wet pussy ” on google, something good is coming out, or maybe something scary, that’s how the internet rolls. BELIEVE ME! T_T

INSTAGRAM is awesome, now everyone thinks they’re an artist. Look I took a photo of this muffin that’s half eaten, while the sun hits from the back. Look, I took a photo of my friend, he’s bending over, it’s in black and white, it makes it look more artistic.

Got to say, Instagram… FUCK YOU!!!!

Are you kidding me! Claiming you’re an artist, is like me claiming to be a juggler, cause I can toss a  ball, singular, in the air and not drop it. BUT NOW WE HAVE  A FULL BLOWN OUTBREAK of douchey photos 24/7, it’s all food, black and white photos of a chair. I CAN TAKE A BLACK AND WHITE PHOTO OF A CAT TAKING A CRAP, IS THAT ARTISTIC FOR YOU!!!?

This is like being forced to set down and see your aunts old poloroid photos, we all begged for the earth to end at that moment. BUT NOW WE HAVE IT ALL OVER THE INTERNET, FUCK ME!

Instagram, you didn’t manage to change the world. You just gave it another headache to indure.

Instagram, you can’t put this on a photo.
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

RAGE QUIT: Idiots In Power

Do you know what 2+2 is, you don’t! Then you might be the next world leader
FUCK ME!!!!

 

Momma always said study hard, learn to read & write , learn to work hard, well turns out MOMMA WAS WRONG!!! Have you seen the work force, have you seen our political leaders? They’re the same kid we saw in school eating freaking glue or trying to stick their tongue in a fan, in A FREAKING FAN!!!!

 

Here I am being creative, witty, smart, busting my ass and  what does that win me “ IN DEBT “ ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!

 

Then what’s the point of no children left behind, we should leave them all behind, cause life is going to groom them for management. Doesn’t take much to be an asshole, and apparently knowing what you’re selling isn’t required as long as your good putting the lipstick on and kiss some ass. Granted, it’s easier for them, with all that glue their taste bugs are dead!!!

 

And just to add icing to the cake, it’s a pleasure to be brought in and scolded  by these well groomed leaders “ FUCK YOU” who say, you got to try harder, you should look at them as role models.. I don’t know how that’s possible, I still have braincells, I can count up to ten without getting a headache… maybe I should start eating glue right now, FUCK ME, it’s non-toxin

 

TO ALL THE NEW IDIOTIC LEADERS OF TOMORROW

FUCKKKKKKKK YOU

Get someone to read that for you!

RAGE QUIT: You’re Not A Nerd!

 

OH MY GOD, LIKE I GOT THESE THICK GLASSES ON SPECIAL FROM HOT TOPIC, I’M SUCH A NERD, LIKE OMG

 

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

 

You watch 30 mins of a Wes Anderson movie, buy some thick glasses and you’re called a nerd today. That’s right folks, let’s set the bar low, so low that anyone can label themselves nerdy and quirky , without even having of those qualities to begin with.

OMG your’re such nerd, OMG like I watched the Avenger movie OMG I’m SUCH A NERD, I WATCHED BIG BANG THEORY I REALLY UNDERSTOOD IT, OMG I”M SUCH A NERD!!!

 

You can’t see it, but right now I’m giving you the finger.  OMG I”M SUCH A NERD

This is popping all over the place just like herpes and it burns too, the girl taking the photo in the mirror with nerdy glasses, quoting the ever “ I’m such a nerd “ that’s not being a nerdy, that’s just you being sad cliché, wait, let me use the term you get, your like being so omg dumb!

 

The common douche bag is also calming to be nerdy, just cause they can recite jokes from movies they saw last night. IT’S MADNESS, I wear glasses, I’m a comic geek, I come up with random jokes, I’m not called nerdy, I’m called weird. IS IT BECAUSE THE SHADES, do I have to carry this stupid confused look on my face, enlighten me, if you know what the means!!!!?????

 

OMG  FUCKKKKK YOU!