Wrote This Off

Wrote this off
Thought it was just another chapter
No one would read
Found myself looking in the mirror
With not a God damn thing to say
Pushing back
Locking the door
Knew all there was
But I figured wrong
As the phone began to ring
Answered with shame and dread
As it gripped the lungs
Here I was
Back to the start
Back to everything
Back to my worst

~Jesse Abundis


Batman: War


My new retelling of the story of The Dark Knight and the world he lives in.

Bewitched and I Dream of Jeannie crossover film idea

Here’s my idea for Bewitched and I Dream Of Jeannie crossover with a darker side to it. Are you ready? Let’s begin.

We first jump into the telling of both how Samantha’s from Bewitched and Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie came to be and found their other. A origin tale that lasts say 22min tops. Then we move forward to the present.

So Darren is super excited for his meeting with a wealthy Elon Musk type entrepreneur who plans to make space flight a breeze. He kisses Samantha & lil Tabitha goodbye before his meeting.

The meeting starts. Darren is wooing this guy over with what good advertisement can do for his image. The man is sold, they shake hands and he says to Darren “I look forward to working with you.”

Darren replies “You should come over n have dinner with my wife Sam–” Darren never finishes his words. A bomb goes off killing them both. Samantha gets the news while holding baby Tabitha in her arms.

Samantha blames herself for Darren’s death. She thinks if she acted less human she would of been able to save his life.

We see Samantha’s mother Endora standing near Darren’s grave heartbroken. She says to him “I never cared much for humans, but you made my daughter happy. You made her more than just a witch.”

We see Samantha going through Darren’s old emails When she finds a threatening email by one Tony Nelson, warning him to back off the (XSpace) contract. Samantha uses a spell to pull more info on Nelson (cause witches don’t have time to type and shit) she finds out he’s a major in the Air Force n carried out the hit on the Elon Musk type fellow on the day of the meeting to end a competitor.

Fuming with rage Samantha invades the Air Force base and goes on killing a spree, till she finds Major Nelson who tries to call out to Jeannie but is turned to ashes before a word can be said.

Jeannie feeling her master in distress teleports herself to the scene a second too late. She is lost for words in the carnage and she finds her master dead.

Jeannie mother comes to her, saying the attack could only be done by a witch. Jeannie back at home trying to hold her life together can not let this go unpunished. Despite her mother’s warning to not take on a witch, she blinks the footage of the attack on the TV.

There she see’s the face of Samantha, who she recognized from the news. Jeannie knows she has a daughter and will take the last joy from her, because unlike Samantha she does not have a memory of her lost one.

And then we have our battle.

Jeannie and Samantha duke it out. Samantha is able to get the upper hand, till Jeannie mother comes and strikes Samantha from behind. As Jeannie goes to take Tabitha, Endora comes to her rescue and it becomes a two on two.

As both sides have hit their limits and are drain. Two unlikely characters appear from the Shadows. Jeannie evil sister, and Serena Samantha’s evil cousin. Both who orchestrated the plan and planted the lies (fake email) They were both tired of being cast to the Shadows and having to be governor by the likes of them when they walked the human world. So they decide to kill 2 birds with one stone, the mother’s were just an added incentive. Knowing they are unable to defend they swoop in for the kill.

Only to have lil Tabitha to step in, seeing her mother in danger unleashes her uptap powers. She goes all out and breaks both Serena and Jeannie twin sister in half. Crippling but not killing them.

Endora and Jeannie mother lock both villains up for good.

Endora says time can be repaired. They can undo these deaths, but it needs to be done by two genies n two witches who’s hearts are bound by friendship n a child pure of heart.

So the five gather in a circle and fix everything that has been broken. Time reverts back to hours before the meeting. Samantha n Tabitha see Darren, they both cry from joy and hug him tight. Darren ask “Is there something I should know?”

Jeannie returns and finds her Master back at work, she takes a deep breathe knowing all is well.

Endora looks on as Darren has his meeting n nails the deal. She smiles thinking of doing a prank on him for old time sakes and says “Maybe tomorrow.”

The ending. Both Sam and Jeannie cross paths with their husband. They don’t say a word, just a nod and a slient thank you. Before each couple goes their own separate way.

That’s my idea for the crossover. Let me know what you think below.